A New Idea. Arriving in Sertao, hot tired and dusty, and inquiring for the latrine, I was proudly escorted by the hoteleiro,
not to the kitchen as you might have expected, but la fora no campo, to a solid structure built to withstand the wear and
tear of generations. It is true that it lacked a pit and was muito defeituosa being open to flies, chickens and pigs. However
it is provided with two departments and is a beginning. I believe it is the only latrine in the villa. Being since early
youth intensely interested in that branch of American literature, which may be safely designated here as 'Latrine Poetry,"
I have let no opportunity escape me to become familiar with the faint beginnings of a similar literature in Brazil. Noting
that something had been written on the wall, I commenced to read and encountered not the efforts of a budding poet, but a
new idea. This is what I read.
Setembro de 1921, foi solemnementa inauguarade esse indispensavel melhoramento da villa do Serato, com a presenca das pessoas
and below were the names of twenty one men among them one engineer and others of note. Names of senhoras were not found in
the list. Investigating the matter further it was found that the latrine had been constructed as a result of propaganda of
the C.A. and that the inauguration had been scheduled by a viagante who had visited the post in Torres. We were assured that
the inauguration was a really festive occasion with cerveja, muito uso da palavra and other requisites for a successful festa.
We assured the intendente with all gravity that we were heartily for the system of official and public inaugurations but that
we thought that they should be made more liberal and that the ladies should be invited as we considered the installation of
latrines in this district as of more public importance than the installation of churches schools bridges roads and other melhoramentos.
In fact I waxed so eloquent that in a moment of forgetfulness I offered to come from Porto Alegre (a small matter of four
day's trip) com a senhora to assistie the next inauguration provided there were ten or more new latrines to be installed.